“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
…..Doesn’t seem to bod well…
“These strange details, far from making the case more difficult, have really had the effect of making it less so”
Kinky.
Nobody knows where we are.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ awwww yiss
“The straw knight jousts better than that one.”
Lovely.
“He had seen it blow smoke when it was upset, but there was never a hint of a flame”
What.
“As I looked into the living room I was startled to see my body lying on the living room floor.”
Uh… So I get to have living room floor sex, but watch it as if I was a third person? Okay.
“They’re vicious creeps, but they’re not crazy.”
oh my god, can I just virgin this whole year? Because this doesn’t sound good
“Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of physical punishment.”
So my options are to either remain a virgin or endure a masochistic long-distance relationship? Ehhhhh no thanks.
And so the legend grew of a mysterious group of enchanters who spirited children away.
…. what?
He takes off his own surplice carefully, folding it and setting it aside.
*cough* Ok, I’m sure this wants an actual book and not something out of page 45 of the e-book I’m reading. Ok, let’s try again. With an actual book.
Never get tyed to a man for when once you are yoked tis all a mere joke of seeing your freedom again.
Hm, I think I like the first one better.
“Stop it! Stop it!”
Thank you Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Heh heh.
A beautiful woman risking everything for a mad passion - Dorian Gray.
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Badrang ordered a wallguard to be posted night and day against the return of Tramun Clogg.
(Source: loveclaire)
