blktauna:

Brian: I think I’m going to have these garlic mushrooms.
Alice: Woah, you won’t be snogging anyone tonight.

Shows you just what sort of fool Alice is.

Come to me little garlic scented being….

I auditioned for the role of the breadstick. My life fell apart when I didn’t get it.

(Source: becausemcavoys, via ladyfassbender)